The Ashes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hzdceZ6Kyc

Australian satirical television program from the ABC, The Chaser's War On Everything, where nothing is sacred, in this case, the MCC (Marylebone Cricket Club) and their refusal to allow The Ashes trophy to be handed to Australia, regardless of how many times we win.

"I hope the security's got better defences than your batsmen."

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more on the origins of the ashes
http://printaustralia.blogspot.com/2006/11/janet-snodgrass.html